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Prepaid Legal Service

By: Dane Fletcher
Q:Dear Dr. Deca,
Here’s a fascinating steroid story your readers should appreciate. However, it’s necessary to first lay the “backdrop” of it which has nothing to do with steroids, so here goes!

Several years ago I bought into a pre-paid legal program. This is a deal where you prepay a small monthly amount of money to have an attorney on retainer for things like traffic tickets, lawsuits, civil rights violations, divorces, bankruptcy, wills, DUI’s, etc.

Fast forward to February 2006 when I received a much anticipated knock at the door from my mailman with a box from Mexico in his hands... with you know what inside! Man, I could hardly wait to rip it open after the mailman left because I was in the clear, I had successfully imported 12 bottles of D-Bol, an entire year’s supply. But no sooner than I swallowed my first pill, I received another very loud knock at the door, “DEA, DEA! Open up, open up!” “Holy shit!” I thought as my heart skipped a couple dozen beats, “that’s it, I’m busted!”

But instead of losing my cool and panicking, I remembered my prepaid legal service, called the number and they had an attorney at my house in 15 minutes to represent me! But listen to this! The attorney was actually a former Michigan State football player who knew about steroids and understood my situation and knew that I was not a criminal, just a guy who wanted to workout and pump up.

Anyway, he convinced the DEA agents that the D-Bol was for my personal use and that I had no intentions of “trafficking”. And the best part is, they didn’t arrest me and I got off by signing a consent decree with the postal inspection service not to import any more steroids through the US Mail. That’s it! No actual arrest, no jail time, no fine, and most important of all... no attorney fees!
But the best part of all is... I was so impressed with this prepaid legal program that I started signing up all my friends (who get into more scraps than me) and I’m now making over $4,300 a month as “rep” working about 10-15 hours a week!

Now I have all the money I need to buy all kinds of “exotic supplements”... but this time I’m going through a doctor.

A: Thanks for the great story... I guess this is proof there is a silver lining in every cloud. Congratulations on successfully creating a good situation out of a potentially bad one. I am aware of the prepaid legal service you use and they have an impeccable record and have thousands of reps who make serious cash on the side! And in my opinion, this service is just as important as having health insurance. No kidding. Listen, since 9/11, laws have changed and you can now go to jail for such minor offenses as telling someone you’re going to kick their butt! This is called making a “terrorist threat” and hundreds of people are arrested every month for it! In the past, you had to display a weapon of carnage, a gun, or knife while you were making your terrorist threat in order for the police to arrest you! But today, in this Pinko Communist Liberal environment we live in... anybody can get locked up for basically “flipping someone off” in traffic.

I would strongly suggest everyone check out this truly amazing legal service... because I guarantee you’ll need it one day! And for you “entrepreneurial types”, I strongly suggest you look into it as a business opportunity as well. I know several people who make very serious money doing this, and everybody likes more money, agreed!
Editor’s Note: For more information on this incredible legal service, call 858-274-1707.
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